welcome to the place that you shouldn't get in to

tiggersmind @ 2009-10-11T14:16:00

2009-10-11T18:17:13Z

what the shit

tiggersmind @ 2009-01-26T16:28:00

2009-01-26T21:50:35Z

Bought a MacBook, really liking it

tiggersmind @ 2008-11-07T17:34:00

2008-11-07T22:35:10Z

holy shit

http://kotaku.com/5079503/ocarina-of-iphone

i just bought my first iphone app (that costs money)

hollllllllllllllllly shit i think my pimples are going to explode in a frenzy

tiggersmind @ 2008-11-02T12:41:00

2008-11-02T17:42:39Z

Dead Space:

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god CUT HIS LIMBS OFF OH GOD HES EATING MY FACE

tiggersmind @ 2008-10-13T21:13:00

2008-10-14T01:15:14Z

apple keynote update tomorrow

everyone at the office is going to be jerking off to the new powerbooks

i will be one of them

tiggersmind @ 2008-10-07T22:34:00

2008-10-08T02:35:39Z

my name is tom brokaw

GET OUT OF MY WAY I CANT READ MY PROMPTER

megaman says: lets go payday

2008-09-27T20:50:54Z

I'm retiring my main computer very soon. It keeps studdering for 10 seconds (processor load hits 100%), half the time it fails to boot (windows goes nuts or something) and the hard drives keep crying. So, time to start ordering.

I have this setup on Newegg:

LG 20X DVD±R DVD Burner w/ SecurDisc Tech Black SATA Model GH20NS15 - OEM$20.99
Antec Sonata III 500 Black 0.8mm cold rolled steel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case 500W Power Supply - Retail $129.99
Seagate Barracuda 7200.11 ST3750330AS 750GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s Hard Drive - OEM $99.99
CORSAIR 4GB (2 x 2GB) 240-Pin DDR2 SDRAM DDR2 800 (PC2 6400) Dual Channel Kit Desktop Memory Model TWIN2X4096-6400C5 - Retail $69.99
GIGABYTE GA-EP45-DS3L LGA 775 Intel P45 ATX Intel Motherboard $99.99

Total $405.95 (this is before mail in rebates)

Kinda iffy on the case, but the fact that it comes with a pretty decent power supply makes it a steal. I also scored a Intel E8400 3.0 GHz for $163 from Microcenter (it was like $8 more on NewEgg) and BestBuy was selling a Radeon 4850 HD for $150 (cheapest on NewEgg was like $180 and a $30 rebate, big whup) and they tossed a $10 gift card in.

Also what pissed me off was when I went to MicroCenter they were selling one of LJAFJKLFAJL

tiggersmind @ 2008-09-27T00:11:00

2008-09-27T04:27:00Z

my oldest sister is now pregnant, i am now an uncle (for someone in my nuclear family ok)

tiggersmind @ 2008-09-24T00:01:00

2008-09-24T04:35:20Z

I am enjoying my new job, I get paid to write database code, give linus torvalds a nuggie every half hour, and learn how to create a pbx using mish mashed code created by a very angry 60 year old Russian who insists the proper spelling of "speaker" is "speeker".

It's very relaxed. A majority of the staff are obvious GWU graudates and they're all pretty hilarious. The worst part is probably the thirty minute to hour drive to get there as its like a mile from GWU and Georgetown but at least the time is spent mostly in neighborhood traffic lights.

Also working behind the guy with a Mac G5 makes me yearn to get a MacBook in the not so distant future.

never forget

2008-09-10T01:41:02Z

if i had the stupidity to do so i would pour a 40 on my dreamcast but im not stupid because the thing STILL WORKS

tiggersmind @ 2008-08-09T14:37:00

2008-08-09T21:39:40Z

posting from an iphone I just bought send help

tiggersmind @ 2008-08-07T18:05:00

2008-08-08T01:12:22Z

I think I caught a cold and theres no where in this ghost town to get [good] chicken soup

In other news I'm driving to Malibu to visit some family and I think I'm going to get them all sick

i swear im not angry

2008-07-31T06:47:33Z

God I wish I brought a camera but holy shit driving through the Mojave Desert during sunset is fucking

amazing

My only regret is that I'm terribly bored in the hotel I'm staying at for the next few days so instead of writing a nice story I'll just write what I'm thinking as I type

I had too much soda these past few weeks I think

GOD WHY THE FUCK DOES BOBBY FLAY HAVE SO MANY FUCKING TV SHOWS FUCK FUCK HES SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG CAN I BE A DOUCHEBAG, OWN 37 RESTAURANTS THAT SERVE THE SAME FUCKING RICE AND BEANS AND SHOVE 12 POUNDS OF CAYENNE PEPPER IN SOME FRIED CATFISH AND STRETCH THE CONCEPT OUT TO FIT A THIRTY MINUTE SHOW AND CALL IT "BOBBY FLAY COOKS YOUR PATHETIC SOUL AND SHOWS WHY YOU ARE A DRIBBLE OF PISS IN MY MOUTH"

I need somewhere to go next weekend I might go visit relatives in Malibu that would be OK

Can I be a food critic I know how to point out the worlds most obvious shit: "THIS CRUNCHY FRIED CHICKEN HAS A... VERY... FRIED, CRUNCHY TEXTURE" christ if it isn't obvious i'm watching the food network right now and bobby flay has yet another fucking show playing

Actually I bet the weatherman for any part of Virginia would be a lot better, I'd probably use my skills of observation and predict the weather for today, tomorrow, and next week "it sucks ass and dont go outside"

Also I don't understand why eating at Subway is so god damn difficult - they have tables set up like this

with chairs at the end of the S and the Y in SubWay. But if you use the provided trays you end up with this

seriously what the fuck happens when you want two people to eat across from each other?
subway executive 1: "we have a problem with the tables not having enough space to hold two trays"
subway executive 2: "well we dont like spending lots of money as evident in the quantity of onions we give to customers!"
subway executive 3: "how about we force people to go tray-less"
subway executive 1: "thats crazy! you eat on trays, you stay with in your bounds of your eating space!"
subway executive 2: "well how about we drive this as a character building tactic, you know, 'its ok if the subs touch'"
subway executive 1: "ok then"

I hate these commercials that keep talking about micro managing periods - look I might not bleed out of my genitals every month but holy fuck if you want to sell something stop having an army of women dancing in a field to music that would make Walt Disney shit his pants. why do these commercials even talk about side effects to the drug youre using "THIS MIRACLE PERIOD CONTROLLING DRUG MAY HAVE SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDING MOOD SWINGS, BLEEDING, NAUSEA, HEAD ACHES AND STOMACH PAIN" holy shit theyre selling sugar pills for twenty bucks why didn't i think of this

mother of god i don't even know what i just wrote i hope to god something interesting happens this week or else im going slit my wrists in the shape of a face and maybe the loss of blood will get me to think the face is talking

tiggersmind @ 2008-07-27T22:33:00

2008-07-28T05:43:27Z

Today sucked, 6 and a half hours of flying from Dulles to Los Angeles, then another 2 hours of driving in a car I don't even want to have anything to do with (Ford Escape). I asked AVIS if they had anything better because

1. I hate large vehicles
2. I hate driving large vehicles
3. I hate paying the gas tank for large vehicles

Thankfully the 2 hour drive from LAX to Mojave (my hotel) is very barren. I basically got out of LAX and pushed the accelerator all the way down.

It's very windy and desert-y here, and I actually enjoyed the stuff that Denny's pooped out because it was the only meal I had today. Also I totally forgot my cellphone charger, so I'm trying to fiddle with this Skype account I've had for the past few months up again so I can call around. (you can call me if you have nothing better to do)

I'm also feeling nauseous, either I'm really tired or I'm still feeling like I'm perpetually in an airplane landing, and it's making me feel really sick. It's also the same feeling you get from being in an elevator that stops suddenly over and over.

tiggersmind @ 2008-07-23T20:54:00

2008-07-24T00:54:54Z

apex is sending me here
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=china+lake&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title

next week, for 3 weeks

help do I know anyone there

tiggersmind @ 2008-07-20T23:15:00

2008-07-21T05:02:45Z

dear creators of new york, specifically that of flushing new york

Ok if you didn't know by now I have a job that flies me around military bases on the weekdays and makes me fix/deploy computers. My assignment this week is probably Fort Totten in New York - but the thing is the hotel I'm staying at is in or pretty near Chinatown. I hate driving in DC, so driving in New York with half a million Chinese people running into the streets is no exception.

Also Kp is getting royally fucked by the airline and hotel industry and if he could read this now I wish him major goondolences

tiggersmind @ 2008-06-05T17:24:00

2008-06-05T21:25:16Z

oh god cox installed a box that would let us use cable for our phones and now my tv with out a cable box gets basic cable holy shit

now if there was only anything on

tiggersmind @ 2008-05-09T13:49:00

2008-05-09T17:53:46Z

hey you jerkface use my facebook application (you cant add it to your profile yet so don't try)

http://apps.facebook.com/annoyingletters/

if you're wondering what it does it does the same thing it does here

http://tiggersmind.puppyrush.net/letters/letters.php

but with facebook WOW

yeah you're probably saying "who uses facebook *wipes cheeto dust off face*" but i want to have some stuff to put in a portfolio so oof use it already

also put commments/bugs/feedback/links to your favorite linux isos below thanks

EDIT: IM SERIOUS I SEE 4 PEOPLE USED IT TODAY I NEED TO KNOW IF IT WORKS OR NOT

tiggersmind @ 2008-02-14T10:24:00

2008-02-14T15:25:04Z

ADORABLE LEVELS AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY

2007-08-28T15:24:56Z

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=478026&in_page_id=1

tiggersmind @ 2007-07-11T16:49:00

2007-07-11T20:50:43Z

http://www.smh.com.au/news/tv--radio/the-simpsons-come-from-vermont-officially/2007/07/11/1183833553247.html

Blah blah blah USA Today ran a contest to see which of the 13 Springfields in the USA is most like the one from the Simpsons. Vermont won but:

According to USA Today, the 13 other Springfields will be given small screenings of their own the night before the movie opens nationwide July 27.

|:^|a

tiggersmind @ 2007-06-30T00:02:00

2007-06-30T04:09:40Z

I am now 21

I am now going to go to 7-11 and pick up a 40 and pour it down the drain for all my homies, my jiggas and my sistahs, my k-dogs and my b-boys, my doctors and my surgeons, and all the little bitches out there who aren't with me tonight

This one's for you

EDIT: If you did not know I will be in Vegas for the next 3 days have fun storming the castle boys bwahaahahahahah

v for victory, v for bestfuckingdrinkinthewholegoddamnworld

2007-06-10T12:40:33Z

VANILLA COKE IS BACK, BABY

puppy buffet

2007-06-05T15:11:31Z

So I got a dog. Well I didn't really get it, my mom's source of obtaining all our family's pets decided to plunge another carbon based life form in our house hold. It is a dog of the toy poodle brand. I do not have a digital camera to prove my story nor do I have evidence but needless to say this is one delicious puppy.

ARTIST RENDITION

His name is Rocky and he likes licking faces. He's about the size of a Gatorade bottle and only fears his natural enemy, stairs. Our cat, Leah is not amused at all and is playing hermit-crab by hiding under my sisters bed for the last few days. Oh well she got used to having me as a giant pest she can probably deal with this one.

ALSO IF you are keeping track of my life some how (you jerkface stalker you) you will know I have had (previously)

2 birds
3 rabbits
4 dogs
7 hamsters
2 cats
101 sea monkeys

and I have not taken proper care of any of them 8-)

tiggersmind @ 2007-05-14T09:32:00

2007-05-14T13:33:29Z

Dear God

Please destroy this movie, smite its producers and directors, and give a few pimples and boils to the cast and crew

Your Best Brah,

David